BIOS

Kala; born on the cusp of cancer and leo, my name is Hindu meaning 'black' (pronounced Kah-la...call me Kay-la and I'll poop on your shoe). Influenced by the neo-hippies of my generation, my look is 'au natural', often leading to some confusion regarding my status as a standard poodle (no designer doodle here). In my spare time, I love to dismember stuffed monkeys and secretly snack on kitty litter. I've been told by my humans that I'm going through adolescence and have used this in my favor, such that barking for attention and eating trash are retaliations for constantly being squeezed and talked at in high pitched voices. As a Boulder County resident, I love long walks on the trails and getting treats just for being me. I also enjoy leaving packages in places of obscurity, including just far enough away from the doodie trash as to be as inconvenient as possible. Don't let my dim looks fool you, for I'm smart as a whip and clever as a con-man.




Ira; Deliciously fat and furry, this metrosexual is working hard to leave his mark. As the in-house fashionisto, I spend countless hours refining my often verbose critiques of those around me and work long hours to keep the uncivilized mongrel (pictured above) from ruining my reputation. I have recently been referred to outpatient treatment for emotional eating; however, I believe this to be the biproduct of a neurotic mother who is overly involved in my private life. In her defense, she does have to put up with losing valuable bed space to me and the taller monkey of the house, and has quietly overlooked my involvement in the kitty porn industry (most recent photoshoot pictured left). Consequent to my success, I have single-handedly popularized both the underbite and the dingleberry trends of po-mo feline fashion. I can be both demanding and sweet with one shake of a tail and have worked hard to refine the cat walk and tooshie swoosh that has made me famous in the tri-state area.


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